The Merc with a Mouth Goes for the Slice: A Review of DiGiorno’s “Deadpool & Wolverine” Pizza
Warning: This article is going to make you hungry. There’s simply no way around it. Even as we humorously break down the good and the bad of Deadpool & Wolverine teaming up with DiGiorno in a series of limited-edition pizzas, talking about pizza at all is going to make you crave a slice.
The hype is real: Marvel Studios is set to unleash "Deadpool & Wolverine" upon the world on July 26th, and DiGiorno, the frozen pizza giant, has seized the opportunity to capitalize on the excitement. But is the pairing a match made in food heaven, or a recipe for disaster? Let’s dive in and see if these Marvel-themed pizzas taste as good as they sound.
The Lineup: Four Pizzas, Four Flavors
- The Wade Special: This sweet and salty combo, not just for mercs, is made with pineapple and black olives to pay homage to Wade Wilson’s pizza in the first movie.
- Gimme Chimi: A chimichanga-inspired pizza that is a fiesta for your tastebuds topped with spicy cumin sauce, beef topping, jalapeno, and cheddar & mozzarella cheeses.
- Spicy Wolvie Pie: Crafted with Wolverine and other meat lovers in mind, this pie is stacked with pepperoni, chorizo, and bacon.
- Maximum Pep: Made with maximum flavor and zero regrets – just like Deadpool’s decisions – Maximum Pep is piled high with sliced and diced pepperoni.
The Good, the Bad, and the Pizza-licious:
The Wade Special: This pizza is a direct nod to Deadpool’s iconic scene in the first movie, where he declares his love for pineapple and black olives. It’s a bold choice that reflects Deadpool’s offbeat personality and embraces a controversial topping combination. While not everyone loves pineapple on pizza, this pizza’s sweet and salty contrast might surprise even the most ardent pizza purists.
Gimme Chimi: This pizza perfectly embodies Deadpool’s love for chimichangas, a dish synonymous with the character. The spicy cumin sauce, beef topping, and jalapenos create a delicious fusion of flavors that capture the essence of Mexican cuisine. This is a pizza that is both satisfying and exciting, a true celebration of Deadpool’s character.
Spicy Wolvie Pie: Now, this is where things get a bit sketchy. The "Wolverine is a meat lover" claim feels a bit forced. While Wolverine might appreciate a good steak, is he really known for his voracious meat cravings? The choice of regular bacon over Canadian bacon feels out of place, leaving a feeling that the theme wasn’t fully thought out. However, the actual flavor combination of pepperoni, chorizo, and bacon is likely tantalizing and guaranteed to please any meat enthusiast.
Maximum Pep: DiGiorno’s "maximum flavor, zero regrets" approach to this pizza seems to be a bit of a stretch. It’s essentially just a pepperoni pizza, with the “maximum” element being the diced pepperoni. While there’s nothing inherently wrong with a good pepperoni pizza, it doesn’t offer the same level of thematic connection to the character as the other pizzas. It’s good, but it’s not particularly creative or memorable.
Pizza in the Multiverse: A Final Verdict
While the theme behind the "Deadpool & Wolverine" pizzas might be a little hit-and-miss, they are ultimately delicious-looking creations. The Wade Special and Gimme Chimi stand out as the most character-appropriate, effectively linking to Deadpool’s known preferences.
The lack of a clear connection between Wolverine and the Spicy Wolvie Pie is a missed opportunity. And while Maximum Pep is fine, it lacks the creativity to truly stand out.
Ultimately, these pizzas offer a fun way to celebrate the upcoming Marvel movie and enjoy a delicious frozen pizza. So, if you’re a fan of either Deadpool or Wolverine, or if you simply love a good pizza, these limited-edition creations are well worth a try.
But here’s the real takeaway, the reason you’re craving pizza after all this: even if the theme is a bit weak on some pizzas, DiGiorno has created a range of flavors that are bound to appeal to a variety of pizza lovers. And that’s what really matters. Grab your favorite pizza toppings, your preferred beverage, and get ready to enjoy the "Deadpool & Wolverine" pizza experience.
